I have an odd fetish with cops.. AND NOW SLENDERMAN IS A FUCKING COP? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?!
now if you excuse me, I am going to go and run through the forest screaming WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!
slender: lets play a game call don't let my bro rape me......
offender: hehe, srry bro, not gonna happen ;D